Bo Burnham - My family thinks I'm gay | Текст песни

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• Bo Burnham
• My family thinks I'm gay

Everytime i go to dinner
seems like im getting a little bit thinner
I'll sit down at the breakfast table
i can talk, well theyre not able
When i look at them i find
there's a single question on their mind.
i wish it could go back to the way it was
its not easy now because...

My whole family thinks im gay
i guess its always been that way.
Maybe its cause of the way i walk,
makes them think i like...boys

The goddamn question just wont go away
and i get asked every single day
but the way they ask it is not a disguise,
like "How was your day? Do you like to kiss guys?"
This is the worst, baby this was my fear
Now their opinions are crystal clear.

My whole family now is shocked,
I'm in the closet and the door is locked.
Now my glory days are gone,
I was John Elway now im Elton John.

My whole family now suspects,
watching spongebob had side-effects.
im not gay and thats what i said,
If i'm gay hey god strike me dead.
you know..... cough(dies a little)

Just cause I'm afraid of the snow,
Or my favorite color is, the rainbow.
I dont mean to yell but i fear i must,
Cause I'm losing the people that i thought i could trust.

Because even my boyfriend thinks im gay...just kidding

You all probably think I'm gay,
Man this song is counterproductive...
la la la la la...

Because my whole family thinks I'm gay,
What do they know anyway
You gotta see right through the haze,
Easy-Bake oven was just a phase.

My whole family thinks i'm queer,
That is all i ever hear,
But ive been as straight as a ramp,
If you dont count Bible camp.