I can't wrap my mind around exactly why I'm here I know you paid money, I should be funny Other than that, I don't know why I'm here To make you laugh, right? That's only half right Look at the world, I don't know why I'm here All this laughter can't feed starving Africans I just hope I don't get more from this than you do
I would love to tell you that everything is fine You wanna be happy, well, get in line
Yeah, this is almost musically incoherent at this point But y'all ain't seen a comedy show like this in your fucking life And for good reason It gets old after a few minutes You'll see!
Let's get this show going! Let's get this show started! Okay! One, two, three, four-- --so I was at the dentist the other day...