You`re a lotta laughs ain`t you babe You cracked me up, I laughed so much I nearly died It`s so funny I was weeping Cried so hard, I nearly split my side I watched you laughing on the TV I don`t get it said the kindly host But there are many here among us Who feel the sight is but a joke Your imagination`s running riot Sometimes I swear you believe what you say No-one seems to notice it`s the same joke It`s just told in a thousand different ways And I can`t wait to read the new ones Yeah the comedy just gets better every day You`re a lotta laughs ain`t you babe It`s funny how it all turned out that way Ooh, you should have known better You should have known better, a-ha-ha It`s not for you, this one`s for me It`s not for you, this one`s for me I saw a picture of you grinning Yeah that smirk covered your entire face It almost split your head in two I hear you sold it to OK Sell a photo of you laughing The more you hoot the more they pay You don`t even need to get your clothes off anymore You`re a bit too old for that stuff anyway Somebody saw you at the party You did the one where you`re falling flat on your face You had the whole place cracking up in stitches Apparently you fall with such good grace And the teenage clothes and see-through sizes The mutton dishes up on the Sunday plate Is now the lamb in ghostly guises It`s all done in the best of taste Ooh, you should have known better You should have known better, a-ha-ha It`s not for you, this one`s for me It`s not for you, this one`s for me