(Parody of Bad Moon Rising by Creedence Clearwater Revival)
You feel the pressure start to growin' You feel the pressure getting' worse You feel your bladder overflowin' You feel a dam about to burst
Don't go against the wall Just take off down the hall There's a bathroom on the right Don't go on the floor Just move on down two doors There's a bathroom on the right
You drank a fifth of cheap tequila You chased it down with shots of gin You feel your head begin to reelin' You see the room begin to spin Don't barf on my shoes If lunch your gonna loose There's a bathroom on the right
Don't throw up on us Drive the porcelain bus There's a bathroom on the right There's a bathroom on the right