Wreck the malls this Christmas season Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la; Blow your cash for no good reason Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la; Push your charge card to the limit Fa-la-la, La-la-la, La-la-la; Checkbook now has nothing in it. Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la; Wreck the malls with my friend Charlie Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la; Drive to K-Mart on his harley Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la; Tamper with their muzak system Fa-la-la, La-la-la, La-la-la; Trade something for Twisted Sister Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la. Wreck the pet store, do some damage Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la; Send the beagles on a rampage Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la; Acting in an uncouth manner Fa-la-la, La-la-la, La-la-la; Drop your pants and moon at Santa Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la.