Bob Rivers - Dow is Down, The | Текст песни

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Dow is Down, The

(Parody of I'm Goin' Down by Bruce Springsteen)

I get a bear
When I�m clickin� my mouse
But now I hate to see that ticker comin� round
I go to check the Dow and Nasdaq baby
They�re dropping points
Like Jenny Craig�s droppin pounds
Well say unemployment�s not on the rise
But Sysco just laid off a thousand guys

It�s going downdown down
Dow Jones is down down down
Nasdaq is down down down
Everything is down down down
Touchdown

I used to have an estate baby
But now my golden years are all in Dow
I remember when the 90�s started
My stocks would split
Every time the sun came out
I used to day trade dabble in margin
My portfolio was lookin� stout
I used to love that Alan Greenspan
But everytime he speaks
It�s going down down down
The Nasdaq is down down down
Greenspan�s a clown clown clown clown
Down down down
Hey how about that deep down Dow

The Dow is down down down
Nasdaq is down down down
Greenspan�s a clown clown clown
Down down down
Down down down
The market�s down down down down

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