Hello I love you Lets get tested for AIDS You know I trust you But you can't tell these days Hello I love you Lets get tested for AIDS You know I want you But let's wait a few days
She might look nice and sweet But sleeps with every guy she meets You might think you know some guy But you know guys and they always lie
Hello I love you Lets get tested for AIDS You know I trust you But you can't tell these days Hello I love you And liked to get laid You know I want you But I'm deathly afraid
She holds my hand and sighs But her hand won't satisfy Our thoughts are wicked But our legs are crossed And I doubt I can hold out too long
The doc won't know for at least a week I'm like a dog locked up when my mate's in heat And I hope she doesn't see me drool Cuz I hope to use my rusty tool
Hello, hello Hello, hello Hello, hello
'Uh, Hullo? '
'Good news Mr. Johnson, your test results are in and you're back in business.'