Yes my waifu Yes my honey That's the motherfucking bae About to head down to the market Get that girl some ramune Everyday she's there right with me And will never leave my side I'll say it once I'll say it twice This chick is too sugoi too die So damn cute man I can't take it About to loose my patience I'm having dirty thoughts About to kiss her with these braces Someone better stop me You know that she's a loli This is just one huge trick and they do not accept no sorry's
[Chorus] (x2) Waifus come to play PlayStation everyday Riding though the town Gonna gonna fucking play With the Boba tea Sip sipping though the street She riding back seat Playing playing from beneath
[Verse 2] Bought my first waifu when I was 18 Girls from strike witches are my main thing She had a face but I treat her like my ace Yeah sugio I'm the shit People want the stick So I'll hit them with a click I see you staring at her across the room Better watch yourself Got a knife at your neck And I'll slit it with my stealth I'm really about to take your ass to court With my otaku wealth Call life alert I'm at the edge of my health