(Bob:) Bad stuff happens in the bathroom I'm just glad that it happens in a vacuum Can't let them see me with my pants down Coasters magazine is gonna be my big chance now But I'll be outta here in no time I'll be doing interviews and feelin' just fine Today is gonna be a great day I'll do Coasters magazine and blow everyone away
(Louise:) Let's be clear I did absolutely nothing wrong, I'm not to blame, it's not my fault This is just to say If Gene had pooped like every day, this would have all just blown away But he'll be out of there in no time No one's gonna blame me, I'll be doing just fine Today is gonna be a great day If Teddy can't unstick my dad, I'll find another way