Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome aboard the starship Boney M for our first passenger flight to Venus. Ready for count-down: 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 - ignition - lift off Nightflight to Venus Way out there in space Nightflight to Venus Our new fav'rite place Nightflight to Venus All systems are go Nightflight to Venus The sky is aglow Ladies and Gentlemen, we've had a successful take-off on this first Nightflight to Venus. Our flying time will be 8 hours. We'll be travelling at a speed of 2183 miles per second. Nightflight to Venus Nightflight to Venus Captain - unidentified object at 8 o'clock - 2 million miles away. Stand by for emergency manoeuvre. Object coming closer at the speed of light. We have 8 more seconds. Change course by 4 point 6 degrees. Order admitted. Ladies and Gentlemen, in a few minutes we are going to be landing on Venus, push the button on your left side, the safety mechanism will do the rest for you. We hope you enjoyed the world's first Nightflight to Venus, have a good time there. *** Ночной полёт на Венеру.
Дамы и господа приветствуйте на борту starship Boney М. для нашего первого пассажирского полета на Венеру. Готовый к обратному отсчету: 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 - воспламенение - стартуют Nightflight Венере Путь там в космосе Nightflight Венере Наше новое место fav'rite Nightflight Венере Все системы - движение Nightflight Венере Небо сверкает Дамы и господа у нас было успешное взлет на этом первом Nightflight Венере. Наши часы налета составят 8 часов. Мы будем путешествовать со скоростью 2183 миль в секунду. Nightflight Венере Nightflight Венере
Капитан - неопознанный объект направление-на 8 часов - на расстоянии в 2 миллиона миль. Стойте в стороне для чрезвычайного маневра. Объект, прибывающий ближе в скорость света. У нас есть еще 8 секунд. Курс изменения 4 пунктами 6 степеней. Заказ признал. Дамы и господа через несколько минут мы идем чтобы приземлиться на Венеру, нажмите на кнопку слева от Вас сторона, механизм безопасности сделает остальных для Вас. Мы надеемся, что Вы наслаждались первым в мире Nightflight Венере, хорошо проведите время там.
************************* Rasputin.
There lived a certain man in Russia long ago He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow Most people looked at him with terror and with fear But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear He could preach the bible like a preacher Full of ecstasy and fire But he also was the kind of teacher Women would desire Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the czar But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar In all affairs of state he was the man to please But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze For the queen he was no wheeler dealer Though she'd heard the things he'd done She believed he was a holy healer Who would heal her son
But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger for power became known to more and more people, the demands to do something about this outrageous man became louder and louder.
"This man's just got to go!" declared his enemies But the ladies begged "Don't you try to do it, please" No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms Then one night some men of higher standing Set a trap, they're not to blame "Come to visit us" they kept demanding And he really came
Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen They put some poison into his wine Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine He drank it all and he said "I feel fine"