You buy me one beer and drink eight yourself One more makes me talk to somebody else You take me home, well I drive your car I should have known now that´s where we are
Don´t fall asleep when I´m ready to roll Rock on baby now put the ball in the goal Now you´ve passed out, that´s just my luck Don´t you get too drunk Too Drunk To Fuck
The cat won the chase now she wants to kill The prey had a face what gave her the thrill She wants to get laid and she don´t wanna wait Well, now it´s on you to set the thing straight
They were in her bed ready to rumble Well, she was ready but he was humble It turned pretty sad, he can´t get it up Well, don´t you get too drunk Too Drunk Too Fuck
Men like to drink, to fuck and to tease Don´t chat with girls, if you´ve lost your cookies You don´t want to be a very bad teaser Don´t ever puke before kissing either Too Drunk To Fuck
So now here I am to viva la bam I don´t want a lick and I don´t give a blow I want your dick baby I want it now So, you want to be big or lil´ bow wow?
Don´t fall asleep when I´m ready to roll Rock on baby now put the ball in the goal Now you´ve passed out, that´s just my luck Don´t you get too drunk Too Drunk To Fuck