hey hey human gonna do The Strain I'm gonna grip the seat I'm gonna pull your chain barbed-wire bum baby, be like me we're gonna do the strain on the lavatory
we're gonna e-eeeeeeeeease it out we're gonna squee-eeeeeeeeeeze it out so get a grip on yoru set we're gonna get relief somehow
[guitar solo]
Nnnnnggggggh! Nnnnnggggggh!
[talking]
Every time I settle down and try to read a book the telephone starts ringing so I leave it off the hook the Jehovah's witness come knocing at my door I try to tell them nicely but they still come back for more straining complaining, no! I'm no complaining, I just got a lot of shit in me - gotta get it out