All these bitches wanna lick my ice cream I'm telling you, son, I'm living your dream These bitches, they just dig my blue fucking eyes (Oh my god) I save the best for last - surprise
All these bitches wanna lick my ice cream I'm telling you, son, I'm living your dream All I wanna do is to lick your ice cream Please, give us girls a little something that will make us scream When I was a bachelor even hoes would turn me down Honey you ain't funny but you acting like a clown My dog walked around with a diaper just incase I would be desperate enough to try and fuck him in the ass But now that I have a girlfriend, all these bitches want me bed They call me the ice cream man (and damn, your ice cream is nice) I serve it on a cone with two giant balls And you swallow it even if it comes up your nose Yum yum