This version first released on the album Stand Back Australia
As I went out to have a bat just the other day I had no idea what was coming my way I played a chanceless innings and I earnt every run and I made a hundred in the backyard at Mum’s
Oh, I made a hundred in the backyard at Mum’s I clobbered and I crunched every fabulous run I toiled and I sweated and when the day was done I’d made a hundred in the backyard at Mum’s
I started out real shaky-like just poking around me sister with her off breaks well she had me pinned down but when me little brother bowled I gave him the clout and when we stopped for lunch I was twenty-four not out
Then me Uncle Nev came on bowling his quicks but I was scoring freely with deflections and flicks as I passed me fifty I sensed something great was near and when I hit the roof next door they all began to cheer
I took some on the body but they didn’t hurt a bit I only hit the ball that was there to be hit I hooked ’em off me eyebrows and I tried to keep me head and the ton came up with a straight drive through the window of the shed.