Got a tow From a guy named Joe Cost sixty dollars Hope I don't run out of dough Told me 'bout a sex offense Put him three days in jail Stuck in Indianapolis Hope I live to tell the tale
Can't go west, can't go east I'm stuck in Indianapolis With a fuel pump that's deceased Ten days on the road now I'm four hours from my home town Is this Hell or Indianapolis With no way to get around
Called my girl to tell her Of the trouble that I'd had First time I called her in ten days Guess that made her mad Far as she's concerned I belong in this Hoosier state Stuck in Indianapolis With no way to set things straight
Can't go west, can't go east I'm stuck in Indianapolis With a fuel pump that's deceased Ten days on the road now I'm four hours from my home town Is this Hell or Indianapolis
With no way to get around Sittin' in this bar Is gettin' more than I could stand If I could catch a ride Really think, I'd ditch this van Who knows what this repair will cost Scared to spend a dime I'll puke if that jukebox plays John Cougar one more time
But If I ever leave here I hope never to return If I get that van back Man, the road, I'm gonna burn Right now, my future's in the hands Of the boys, down at Firestone Stuck in Indianapolis Feelin' all alone
Can't go west, can't go east I'm stuck in Indianapolis With a fuel pump that's deceased Ten days on the road now I'm four hours from my home town
Is this Hell or Indianapolis With no way to get around Is this Hell or Indianapolis With no way to get around