I went down to G A Y last night Was not a single guy I liked So I left early and I left lonely
I went down to Heaven in a vest So I could show off all my pecs But I don’t have none No I don’t have none
I went down to Vauxhall to the clubs Attacked by vicious bears and cubs Cos I’m not hairy No I’m not hairy
But I don’t wanna be no nobody’s fool Think I better go back to homo school Learn about the twinks and the preps And the skinny boys with big biceps
And then maybe I won’t be single Long I walk tall I won’t put one foot wrong I’ll be the essence of man on man Desire on the guestlist at DTPM and Fire
I went down to Popstarz wearing jeans That frankly bordered on obscene Cos they were so low But I left solo
I went down to Brighton by the sea To have a cup of GHB with my friend Mary Muscle Mary
When I was tired of sucking cocks I wore a dress down to BoomBox Became an androgyny But only straight boys fancied me
All the boys are doing it B boys are doing it All the boys are doing it B boys are doing it
All the boys are doing it B boys are doing it All the boys are doing it B boys are doing it
But I don’t wanna be no nobody’s fool Think I better go back to homo school Learn about the twinks and the preps And the skinny boys with big biceps
And then maybe I won’t be single Long I walk tall I won’t put one foot wrong I’ll be the essence of man on man Desire on the guestlist at DTPM and Fire
All the boys are doing it B boys are doing it All the boys are doing it B boys are doing it
All the boys are doing it B boys are doing it All the boys are doing it B boys are doing it
But I’m not sure that’s what I want I’m not sure that’s what I need I’m not sure that’s who I am
Well I say no way no way I just think they want to play with you in that way in that way And I don’t think they want to stay with you today today
Even if you are a star on Gaydar I don’treally think that you are Ever going to fill that gaping hole In your heart won’t fill that hole in your heart