He died sedately watching TV On a Thursday night They found his corpse a month later In front of The Price is Right He never intended to give up completely and live voyeuristically But people are more fun on game shows Than they are in reality
[Chorus]: Dull people claimed his life today Dull people washed his colour away don’t let Dull people claim your life today Dull people in dull shades of grey
She flicks a Malteaser from left To right across her desk She opens Her emails which she reads through Outlook Express She’s telling herself it is only a temporary measure won’t go on forever But as time goes by She begins to realise
[Chorus]: Dull people could claim her life today Dull people could wash her colour away don’t let Dull people claim your life today Dull people in dull shades of grey
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Don’t want to hide in this strip light office I’m dying in this air conditioned abyss Your stationary orders mean fuck all to me I’ll shit on the fax machine and the PC I’m sick of it I Know there’s got to be more to life than
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