Last night I went to a party Everyone came There was France, Italy, Poland & Sweeden We all got messed up on champagne Couldn’t think of anything better Than getting high with friends But what goes up must come down All good things must come to an end So goodbye Europe Now you’re done Merci pour le bon temps Thanks for the fun Goodbye Europe You know how to have a good time Paris is swinging from the chandeliers Berlin put speed in her wine The dance floor really got going When they started playing Kelis As she sang I Hate You So Much Right Now We all turned and looked at Greece By sunrise we’d done all our drugs So Denmark bought some more She thought it was coke, it turned out to be K Then she emptied her bowels on the floor Goodbye Europe That was a ball Now Spain is puking up in the sink And Ireland is floating face down in the swimming pool Goodbye Europe I want to be alone So I’m running away and I’m not looking back Good luck paying off that loan Goodbye, I’m running away Goodbye, I’m running away [Spoken section] Goodbye Europe darling. Darling, Europe babes, babes, I’ve got to go home now, thank you for a great night. Europe darling what are you doing? Don’t sit in the gutter, don’t sit in the gutter darling it’s wet, come on pull your skirt down, I can see your knickers. Europe where are your shoes? How much have you and to drink? Oh Jesus, darling I’m going to get you a glass of water, you’ve had enough. I’m think you need some food, I think I’m going to get you a kebab, do you like Turkish? Oh, no sorry. We’re gonna need an ambulance. Come on Europe I hate to see the state you’re in Pick yourself up, come with me We’re going to Beijing