Jenny had a great night out last night With Lisa and the crew I know cos I liked the photos online And fifteen other people liked them too Dan and Sarah had a baby His name is Lee He was only born an hour ago But he’s got more friends than me Facebook makes me feel shit sometimes Facebook makes me feel shit Everyone’s having so much fun While I’m outside looking in Facebook makes me feel shit sometimes Facebook makes me feel shit Everyone’s having so much fun While I’m outside looking in I’m allowed 140 characters But I’ve written 145 Meanwhile Greg just made a joke That got him trending worldwide Elizabeth is doing well That’s nothing I resent But does she really need to retweet Every single compliment? Twitter makes me feel shit sometimes Twitter makes me feel shit Everyone’s having so much fun While I’m outside looking in Twitter makes me feel shit sometimes Twitter makes me feel shit Everyone’s having so much fun While I’m outside looking in James is out, he is bored So he’s taking photos With a vintage filter on Cos everything looks better in retro I’m just having a quiet drink I look a little bit crap Then a camera phone is in my face I hate that fucking app Instagram makes me feel shit sometimes Instagram makes me feel shit Everyone’s having so much fun While I’m outside looking in Instagram makes me feel shit sometimes Instagram makes me feel shit Everyone’s having so much fun While I’m outside looking in Facebook makes me feel shit sometimes Twitter makes feel shit Everyone’s having such a fucking great time While I’m just looking in Social networks make feel shit A totally worthless piece of shit Cos I’m always drawing comparisons And I’m very competitive Social networks make me feel My life is amazing! Like a boring underachiever Just got a pay-rise! I think I should close my account My boyfriend’s the bestest! But I can’t stand the thought of missing out My whole life’s a party! Hashtag I hate you, status you make me feel shit I am so hot Hashtag I can’t quit status I’m addicted I am so cool Hashtag I hate you, status you make me feel shit I am so fun Hashtag I can’t quit, status I’m addicted