Turning on the television all I see Is a hundred fat people eating license fees Politicians giving each other head Not much between blue yellow and red And oh my god I think my daughter’s dead Oh no I just locked her in a sofa bed Uh oh Her Royal Highness is standing trial In the court of Jeremy Kyle She stands accused of benefit fraud and Smuggling cocaine from abroad Save our soul I’m in a K hole Volunteering to be disabled Uh oh C.H.A.O.S that’s the life for me I’m a juvenile geriatric anorexic and obese C.H.A.O.S that’s the life for me C.H.A.O.S is my new belief Uh oh Man in a taxi says he knows Banksy He lives in a mansion in Chelsea I live in a high-rise council estate I guess I’m fucked here comes an earthquake We need someone to save the day But all we get is Bono and Coldplay Uh oh I spoke to my mum through Derek Acorah She’s not dead I just wanted to call her I felt depressed about what I lack Until Gok Wan gave me my confidence back He stripped me naked on live TV Took me to the shower and then he fucked me Uh oh C.H.A.O.S that’s the life for me I’m a juvenile geriatric anorexic and obese C.H.A.O.S that’s the life for me C.H.A.O.S is my new belief Uh oh It gives me a sense of optimism To know they’re teaching nihilism In primary schools with Fisher Price And not that shit about Jesus Christ Uh oh C.H.A.O.S that’s the life for me I’m a juvenile geriatric anorexic and obese C.H.A.O.S that’s the life for me C.H.A.O.S is my new, is my new, is my new, is my new belief