The Lizard Men are everywhere controlling you with their lizardy stare The Lizard Men present the news the Lizard Men look like me and you The Lizard Men are all around they live in the sewers underground The Lizard Men control your life a Lizard Person could be your wife They control us all we don’t know why or what for Maybe there’s not much to do in Lizard Land Maybe they’re just bored and there’s no master plan Don’t be so naïve The Lizard Men shot JFK there is no God are you OK Elvis isn’t in a grave and the first moon landing was a fake Facebook own your holiday pics when you’re plugged into the Matrix Nostradamus did predict that Lady GaGa would have a dick We’re not paranoid about the reptile humanoids the facts are watertight backed up by David Icke Don’t trust Pink Floyd because Dark Side of the Moon is kind of in tune with the Wizard of Oz They walk among us and they’re g-gonna get us and they’re W-watching every move and j-j-j-judging you We’re gonna smoke em out r-r-reveal what they’re about If you s-see something suspicious kill it it’s judicious The following people are known reptilians… We wrote this song to educate the world about the reptile race Accusing everyone we’ve met except ourselves because of course We’re not a threat