Ooh tax me baby Ooh tax me baby Hey professor I’m a naughty student on my knees Won’t you fuck me up for life with your huge tuition fees? Ooh tax me baby Ooh tax me baby I’m sucking on your politics while you’re taking my benefits I know you love it when I shoot my load into your deficit Ooh tax me baby Ooh tax me baby Come on now I deserve this Rough up my public service I love to look you in the eye When you say you’re gonna privatise me So come on! Push that VAT up baby! Push that VAT up baby! Push that VAT up baby! There was an iron lady now there is an iron man With two iron fists between them and I’d love it if they can Bend me over their iron bed give me an iron screw But they will leave me raw and red cos there’s no budget for lube Ooh tax me baby Ooh tax me baby