Have you got a gay daughter? Have you got a gay son? Have you got a gay father? Or a fat gay mum? Have you got a gay cat? Have you got a gay dog? Have you got a gay uncle? Or a gay warthog? Living in your gay garden Eating all your gay grass Can you give it a gay wash In your big gay bath? B A T H bath Cos it’s OK to be gay or straight But don’t be disabled, living off the state Cos we won’t pay for your luxuries Even if your legs stop at your knees I’ve got an open mind I don’t like to hate But there’s only so much That I can tolerate Have you got a black car? Have you got a black pen? Have you got a black jumper? Have you got any black friends? Well I’ve got one And he’s really cool He was the only black kid In my school Which means I’m not racist When I say All Eastern Europeans Should have to leave the UK Get out of the UK Oh it’s OK to be black or white But don’t be foreign or from the Isle of Wight Cos you don’t do things like we do So unfortunately we are going to have to hate you I’ve got an open mind I don’t like to judge But sometimes it’s hard Not to hold a grudge Women go on reach the top You can be whatever you want Single mothers you should be Ashamed that you are not married Hey kids don’t do drugs They are really really really really bad and stuff Say no to heroin, speed and Es But coke’s OK at dinner parties So come on Join in the fun Bring your double standards And an automatic gun There’s only so much I can tolerate.