I almost got drunk at school at 14 Where I almost made out with the Homecoming Queen Who almost went on to be miss Texas But lost to a slut with much bigger breasts
I almost dropped out to move to LA Where I was almost famous for almost a day
And I almost had you But I guess that doesn't cut it Almost loved you I almost wished you would've loved me too
I almost held up a grocery store Where I almost did five years And then seven more
'Cause I almost got popped for a fight with a thug 'Cause he almost made off with a bunch of good drugs
That I almost got hooked on cause you ran away And I wish I would have had The nerve to ask you to stay
And I almost had you But I guess that doesn't cut it Almost had you And I didn't even know it
And you kept me guessing And now I'm destined To spend my time missing you I almost wish you would've loved me too
Here I go thinkin' About all the things I could have done I'm gonna need a forklift 'cause all the baggage weighs a ton I know we had our problems I can't remember one.
I almost forgot to say something else And if I can't fit it in I'll keep it all to myself I almost wrote a song about you today But I tore it all up and then I threw it away
And I almost had you But I guess that doesn't cut it Almost had you And I didn't even know it
You kept me guessin' And now I'm destined To spend my time missin' you And I almost had you Almost had you Almost had you
I almost wished you would've loved me too Wished you would've loved me too