Dude, it's your big chance Don't blow it You're probably gonna blow it
Na, na, nana, na You're gonna choke again Choke, choke, choke, choke Na, na, nana, na You're gonna choke again Choke, choke, choke, choke
They're counting on you The lines have been drawn You never come through when the pressure is on
You're covered in sweat You're thinking too much You're losing you're cool And you're losing you're touch
Here you're big chance Now you're goin' for pro Here we go, here we go 1, 2, 3, choke
Na, na, nana, na You're gonna choke again Choke, choke, choke, choke Na, na, nana, na You're gonna choke again Choke, choke, choke, choke
Your fingers are crossed but that's not enough You talk a big game but you ain't so tough The look in your eye nothin' but fear Is it cold in here or is it just your career?
Another big chance Goin' up in smoke Here we go here we go 1, 2, 3, choke
Na, na, nana, na You're gonna choke again Choke, choke, choke, choke Na, na, nana, na You're gonna choke again Choke, choke, choke, choke
Take your time now Free your mind now You can't take it You can't take it
What are you afraid of? Show 'em what you're made of
You can't fake it You can't fake it You can't take it You can't take it You can't take it Now
Na, na, nana, na You're gonna choke again Choke, choke, choke, choke Na, na, nana, na You're gonna choke again Choke, choke, choke, choke
Na, na, nana, na You're gonna choke again Choke, choke, choke, choke Na, na, nana, na You're gonna choke again Choke, choke, choke, choke
Dude seriously People are never gonna talk to you again You're gonna have to like get up And grow a mustache or something
So no one will notice that You're gonna have to move To like another country Third world
Seriously Everyone is gonna ignore you Every day of your life from now on You totally suck
It's hilarious Whoa, seriously, seriously Just go, just go I can't stop laughing It's ridiculous, you're an idiot
You're gonna have to go Like through witness protection program or something You're gonna have to change your name And assume identity or something
Well, literally they're gonna put you On a milk carton of people who suck That's gonna happen to you