You're gonna think I'm crazy And I really don't wanna creep you out But I've been watchin' you And I could swear I saw you checkin' me out
So how are you this evening? I see you all the time I got the nerve to talk to you now I've got a proposition for you Let me know how all of this sounds Woah, I'm kinda nervous Here goes nothing
My girlfriend sucks, I need a new one She sucks, it's true My girlfriend sucks, I need a new one Why can't it be you? My girlfriend sucks, I need a new one She sucks, it's true My girlfriend sucks, I need a new one So why can't it be you?
She takes me for granted And it's possible her dad wants me dead She drinks unleaded gasoline And soon she'll have two horns on her head I used to buy her flowers, She'd smell them, they would die It's possible she may be possessed Not to mention jealous, mean and miserable Oh God, I'm so depressed Woah, please help me Obi Wan Kenobi
My girlfriend sucks, I need a new one She sucks, it's true My girlfriend sucks, I need a new one Why can't it be you? My girlfriend sucks, I need a new one She sucks, it's true My girlfriend sucks, I need a new one So why can't it be you?
All I want is you Coz you're so sweet and she's like Walking over landmines (Walking over landmines) You're so sweet and she's like Walking over landmines (Walking over landmines) Walking over landmines Walking over landmines
My girlfriend sucks, I need a new one She sucks, it's true My girlfriend sucks, I need a new one Why can't it be you? My girlfriend sucks, I need a new one She sucks, it's true My girlfriend sucks, I need a new one So why can't it be you?
My girlfriend sucks, it's true Why can't it be you? My girlfriend sucks, it's true Why can't it be you?