My girlfriend is so beautiful She makes me breakfast and folds my shirts Theres no end to her kindness Shes the only one to make me laugh until it hurts Her eye's shine, her teeth sparkle She watches all my favourite shows But theres only one thing you should know
Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic But nobodies perfect Hey! My girlfriend gets all demonic But i think she's worth it, when she Drinks! Drinks! Fights at the bar! Drinks! Drinks! Pukes in my car! Know that it's over, the minute she's sober Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic
My girlfriend loves yoga She's a ringer at (?) stands and body shops Does pilates then kamikazes So sweet but you never wanna piss her off Coz theres one thing you should know
Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic But nobodies perfect Hey! My girlfriend gets all demonic But i think she's worth it, when she Drinks! Drinks! Fights at the bar! Drinks! Drinks! Pukes in my car! Know that it's over, the minute she's sober Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic
And every night, i end up driving So she don't go out, D.U.I.in' again Get locked in the pen. Again.
Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic But nobodies perfect Hey! My girlfriend gets all demonic But i think she's worth it, when she Drinks! Drinks! Fights at the bar! Drinks! Drinks! Pukes in my car! Know that it's over, the minute she's sober Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic