8 o'clock, Monday night, and I'm waiting To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring She wears a 2-way but I'm not quite sure what that means
And when she walks All the wind blows and the angels sing She doesn't notice me
Cause she's watching wrestling Creaming over tough guys Listening to rap-metal Turntables in her eyes
It's like a bad movie She's looking through me If you were me, then you'd be Screaming, "Someone shoot me!" As I fail miserably Trying to get the girl all the bad guys want She's the girl all the bad guys want
She likes the Godsmack and I like Agent Orange Her cd changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad She says she'd like to score some reefer and a forty She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have
And when she walks All the wind blows and the angels sing She'll never notice me
Cause she's watching wrestling Creaming over tough guys Listening to rap-metal Turntables in her eyes
She likes them with a mustache Racetrack season pass Driving in a Trans-Am Does a mullet make a man?
It's like a bad movie She is looking through me If you were me, then you'd be Screaming, "Someone shoot me!" As I fail miserably Trying to get the girl all the bad guys want She's the girl all the bad guys want She's the girl all the bad guys want She's the girl all the bad guys want
There she goes again With fishnets on, and dreadlocks in her hair She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated All I wanted was to see her naked
Now I am watching wrestling Trying to be a tough guy Listenin to rap-metal Turntables in my eyes I can't grow a mustache And I ain't got no season pass All I got's a moped... moped... moped...
It's like a bad movie She is looking through me If you were me, then you'd be Screaming, "Someone shoot me!" As I fail miserably Trying to get the girl all the bad guys want
She's the girl all the bad guys want She's the girl all the bad guys want She's the girl all the bad guys want She's the girl all the bad guys want She's the girl all the bad guys want She's the girl all the bad guys want