I'm glad I live in Canada, who wouldn't like it here? Canadian is a railway, Canadian is a beer We have gun control unlike our neighbours to the south, The only thing we can't control is Don Cherry's mouth
There's two kinds of people in the world that I have met Canadians, and people who aren't Canadians yet There's a test you have to take to be a citizen Would you like to be Canadian? - Yes! - OK - you're in!
I'm glad I live in Canada summer, spring and fall Our country is so big, our problems are so small When the dot coms went under I was A-OK I was not dot com; I was dot c-a
Canada is so much more than a borderline Canada's not a state, it's a state of mind Some Americans are Canadian, to them we tip our hats About half of them, I'd say - they call them Democrats
I'm glad I live in Canada, for that I do give thanks I like lakes and mountains and real estate and banks You'll learn things in Canada you'll never learn in school Like: Mexico is hot, but Canada is cool!