My name is alice, I'm not a boy Office hours for the rest of the world Me and alice stay in bed She’s not what you’d call a bachelor girl But be careful how you tread There are boys that bring you trouble Very few that bring you luck When I tell her what she’s getting She looks at me and says «that ain’t good enough" A boy called alice I know a boy called alice A boy called alice I know a boy called alice, a boy called alice Silly games that make us dizzy Searching hard for mister right
If god’s a man what colour is he And will he smile on me tonight If there’s a dream I'm yet to find it In all the novels that I've read If love is cool I'm right behind it But love ain’t cool — I'll keep your picture instead She did say some things I never did understand A boy called alice I know a boy called alice A boy called alice I know a boy called alice A boy called alice I know a boy called alice A boy called alice I know a boy called alice