Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the biggest freak of all?
LEIGH I've had a man or two In fact I've had a few In dark and dingy places I've fallen to my knees And begged a stranger please A world of lust and lipstick traces I've had lawyers, doctors, judges and thugs And I never, never, never ask their names Hungry faces in the dark Dirty deeds in the park And before you ask I feel no shame Fat, thin, old, young, tiny meat, well hung White, black, half-chat Did you see the size of that Rough, shy, Greek, Thai Hairy, scary, straight or bi I'll have them all I'll have you all
I never fall in love I just can't get enough Of boys with pretty faces Warm bed or Russell Square A cottage here or there Those charming, old familiar places I've had lawyers, doctors, judges and thugs And I never, never, never ask their names Hungry faces in the dark Dirty deeds in the park And before you ask I feel no shame
LEIGH, BILLY AND PHILIP Fat, thin, old, young, tiny meat, well hung White, black, half-chat Did you see the size of thatRough, shy, Greek, Thai Hairy, scary, straight or bi
LEIGH I'll have you all I'll have you all I probably have anyway!