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Motivation letter
Why am I worthy of your scholarship

Why am I worthy of your self-glorified scholarship? Because I’d like to fuck you, up. Literally. I would like to fuck up your whole big head company for splattering these announcements. Seriously, I’m fed to the teeth with these ‘active live position’, ‘teamwork skills’, ‘leadership qualities’ and other goofy requirements of yours. Just spell it properly: ‘no-whining-over-your-shitty-workplace quality’, ‘able-to-make-us-heck-of-a-money-being-paid-like-a-janitor skill’, okay? Mommy says that lie is deadly sin, and you going to burn in hell, I’m sorry.
Russia is my native land, all right? Do you think I’m going to believe you won’t treat me like some third-rate immigrant? This country’s government sells out resources and fucks population in all the ways they want to. And you are aware of it. You know, we here, in Russia, come through a huge amount of shit-piles, scratching out some slice for life. And then out of the blue condescend some foreign companies, like yours, waving money in front of us on the fishing rod, then to invite for perfect ‘once-in-the-lifetime’ opportunity for a little more comfy cage abroad. No, thank you. Just give me your goddamned scholarship already.
So, coming back to where I began, I’d love to fuck your whole company up and make myself one of your superiors. Because why not? I do have power of knowledge, teamwork skills, leadership qualities and blah-blah-blah you’ve been asking. So tell me, what’s the reason for me in providing my tender butthole to your chiefs when I’m ten times more worthy than they are? No reply.
Summing up, you MUST grant me that scholarship of yours, otherwise you are fucked up. I’m fine this way.

Wish you’re all dead. not
Antony


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