Chorus 1: A D Hum-dinger, you're a hum-dinger A You're as plain as yeller' puddin' E A You're a hum-dinger
Verse: A You're cute when you're gay and glad D But you're even cuter when you're mad A There ain't no doubt about it E A You're a hum-dinger A Fourteen miles outside of town D You told me to quit this hummin' around A But I ain't mad at you 'cause E A You're a hum-dinger
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Verse: You're hair is blonde, but the roots are black There's bugs a crawlin' on your back And the boys are chasin' you 'cause You're a hum-dinger
You're teeth are good, but they look like corn You're pappy left when you were born I wish you'd be my girl You're a hum-dinger
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Verse: You're feet are wide and flat on the bottom And speakin' of feet, I'd say you got 'em Won't you be my gal You're a hum-dinger
You're eyes are crossed and the color is pink And I know when you're lookin' at me, I think Oh, flower from the pasture You're a hum-dinger
Chorus 2: Hum-dinger, you're a hum-dinger You're as sweet as cactus candy You're a hum-dinger
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Verse: Well, you're hands are rough as an alligator They could squash a three-pound Irish potater But I love to sit and hold 'em You're a hum-dinger
There's a bone stickin' out of your hip There's a mustache on your dainty lip Oh, darlin' little maiden You're a hum-dinger