The whole world is watching me As I light up the TV screen My life's a parade But I've got it made I hope everyone will see
I want my ratings to go up I hope you all wish me luck I'll act like I care About your welfare And I'll pretend I'll stay in touch
I want to be on your good side I've got nowhere else to hide Everything that you hear May not be sincere At least my voice is amplified
I think my credibility has gone away The colors on your television will turn gray I'll make a living while i exploit everyone I never thought this way of life would be so fun
Please come onto my talk show I'll share everything I know