Someday I'm gonna be famous Do I have talent well no These days you don’t really need it Thanks to reality shows Can't wait to date a supermodel Can’t wait to sue my dad Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari On my way to Rehab
Cause when you’re a celebrity It’s adios reality You can act just like a fool And people think you’re cool Just cause your on T.V. I can throw a major fit When my latte isn't just how I like it They say I've gone insane I'll blame it on the fame And the pressures that go with.... Being a Celebrity
[Break]
I'll get to cry to Barbara Walters When things don't go my way I'll get community service No matter which law I break I'll make the supermarket tabloids They’ll write some awful stuff But the more they run my name down The more my price goes up!
Cause when you’re a celebrity It’s adios reality No matter what you do People think you’re cool Just cause your on T.V. I can fall in and out of love Have marriages that barely last a month When they go down the drain I'll blame it on the fame And say it's just so tough... Being a Celebrity
So let’s hitch up the wagons And head out West To the land of fun in the sun We’ll be a real world bachelor Jackass Millionaires hey hey Hollywood Here we come!
Yeah when you're a Celebrity It’s adios reality No matter what you do People think you’re cool Just cause your on T.V. Being a Celebrity... Yeah Celebrity!