She was looking at shoes on Amazon A pop-up ad said, \"Find anyone\" She thought about the first boy that she loved Just a couple clicks and there he was
That night she sent a friend request The next day she sat down at her desk And four simple words “Hey, how you been?” And she felt 17 again
And that's the thing about Facebook friends It doesn't matter how long it's been Someone you never thought you'd ever see again And suddenly you're Facebook friends
They started out just catching up That led to meeting him for lunch For long they're meeting in some bar For long they're kissing in some car
And that's the thing about Facebook friends It doesn't matter how long it's been Someone you never thought you'd ever see again And suddenly you're Facebook friends
Oh if there was anybody else She'd be sittin' in judgement Thinking they should be ashamed of themselves For God's sakes you've got a husband and a minivan And this was not part of a plan
She fantasized they'd start a new life He'd finally up and leave his wife But one day she turned her laptop on And his whole profile page was gone