Well hey, hey Mr. Policeman Bet I can drive faster'n you can C'mon hoss lets have some fun Go on shoot me with a radar gun You look bored and I sure am Catch me if you can Hey hey Mr. policeman I got a 75 firebird trans am With a 455 up under the hood Me and my brother got it running good Wake up behind them ol' RayBans Catch me if you can Go on turn on your blue lights (so pretty!) You know you want to I just flew by I can see you peelin' out Hows my dust taste in your mouth? C'mon smokey its time to race Lets have us a high speed chase Well hey hey Mr. policeman Chopper in the air and a couple of swat vans That's not fair they're blocking the road Now where am I supposed to go? Time to use my backup plan
Catch me if you can Hey hey Mr. policeman Bet I can run faster'n you can With your big pot belly And your cowboy boots, 100 bucks says you won't shoot I know these woods like the back of my hand Come on catch me if you can Go on turn on your spotlight (so shiny!!) I got running shoes and I'm younger than you And I got all night Theres no way you're keeping up with me Just go on back to the Krispy Kreme If you wanna quit I understand Catch me if you can Hey hey Mr. policeman I said hey hey Mr. policeman
I'm in the jail house now I'm in the jail house now They told me once or twice Son, please respect my authority I'm in the jail house now