Gimme the mic 'cause I'm taking my life In an unexpected new direction I could care less about your breasts Or that your daddy never gave you very much attention
I'm the same as I used to be But I'm doing my best to make a good impression I don't wanna go on, but I don't wanna be 'lone In this condition
(Ooh) Did you know that I'm your biggest fan? (Ooh) I just wanna thank you for the add (Ooh) Can I introduce you to my dad? (Ooh) Mmm, stop
'Cause I'm feeling like a dead man, or the way I seem 'Cause I'm living underground with a fake I.D. 'Cause I'm a dead man, or the way I seem 'Cause I'm living underground with a fake I.D. 'Cause I'm a dead man, or the way I seem 'Cause I'm living underground with a fake I.D. 'Cause I'm a dead man, or the way I seem 'Cause I'm twitching and I'm learning slowly
I'm turning my cell phone on In the middle of the interview I'm digging a shallow grave To eliminate my point of view
Gotta get suggestions I'll best to get your attention Tell you I'm cool I don't wanna go on, but I don't wanna be 'lone In this condition
(Ooh) Did you know that I'm your biggest fan? (Ooh) I just wanna thank you for the add (Ooh) Can I introduce you to my dad? (Ooh) Mmm, stop
'Cause I'm feeling like a dead man, or the way I seem 'Cause I'm living underground with a fake I.D. 'Cause I'm a dead man, or the way I seem 'Cause I'm living underground with a fake I.D. 'Cause I'm a dead man, or the way I seem 'Cause I'm living underground with a fake I.D. 'Cause I'm a dead man, or the way I seem 'Cause I'm twitching and I'm learning slowly --- Read more at http://www.lyrics.com/thanks-for-the-add-lyrics-brad-sucks.html#Ltg5a5MVywphMZ9j.99