I’m your secret eater Catch me underneath the table every Friday night Said I’m your secret eater, eat your secrets You can tell me it’ll be all right, baby ‘Cause I’m a fatty but there’s always room for one more bit of Information, tell me all your trepidations Your secret eater, swallow secrets, keep my mouth locked tight
How, how, how, how
Tell me what you’re thinking I will keep it to myself You’ll never ever ever have to worry ’bout a thing You can kill me if I ever tell