I’d awoken From a coma And I saw you hangin’ there You had ask me To try to speak to you But I just jumped up in the air
Then we started shakin’ And I was so scared But you led me safely from that room And then you Help me disable The deadly neurotoxin That would have surely spelled my doom
So, Wheatley, Why’d you try to kill me? After all that we’d been through! Everything we’d done Seemed like so much fun But I just don’t know what happened to you.
Well I remember Those times we were together When you weren’t totally insane. Breakin’ windows And solvin’ puzzles My oh my, how things have changed!
So, Wheatley, Why’d you try to kill me? After all that we’d been through! Everything we’d done Seemed like so much fun But I just don’t know what happened to you.
I never called you a moron I never said that you looked fat I never claimed you were adopted … or asked you to buy me a hat I only wanted to help you ‘Cause I thought that you’d help me Then I found out you were evil as evil can be… Yeah!
You were my best friend But you know it had to end Because nothing gold can stay. When you said that I’d die I felt a tear drop in my eye That’s when I started to say…
Wheatley, Why’d you try to kill me? After all that we’d been through! Everything we’d done Seemed like so much fun But I just don’t know what happened to you.
Wheatley, Why’d you make me kill you? Shot you through a portal To the moon! You’re floatin’ ‘round in space And I just can’t replace This Wheatley-sized hole In my heart.