Oh here she comes It's miss “too good for everyone” Hot since the seventh grade Mean as a snake in a knot Just some pretty girl She's muy en fuego she knows it She ought to She's told at least ten times a day But let's look inside Nothing but poison air Blackened heart Barely beats Blue blood throughout her facade Thinks she owns the world Treats people badly Someone should take a stand Someone should tell her She's awful But not me... not me... Cause I think that I might have a chance Now I'll do things for you Just like the other guys Debase myself in the tragic hope that it will Make you desire me Through my obedience What have you made me become And why don't I feel shame? Yeah I'll watch your dog Really no trouble at all Yeah I'll help you move, into another man's house, Just remember I'm always there in a pinch, Shoulder to cry on Or possibly kiss on the mouth. Let me buy you drinks Overpriced flavored martinis Of various sizes In so many hues Yeah I'll hold your purse I'll just wait here then while you talk to that guy I guess I'll just look at my phone, Oh you're back again Still looking hot as all hell And now you've made a friend Hello my rival young suitor Good luck to you See she's be the devil and Satan's got perfectly toned abs and rocks a C-Cup Listen man someone has to destroy her before she grows stronger and decimates all of mankind Someone hold her and shove a sharp stake through her heart watch her turn to ash Then we can live life again, free from tyranny, hot girl oppression, will end this obsession with all that is wrong with the world But not me....not me Though someone should tell her she's awful but not me, not me Cause I still think I might have a chance.