There's a game called Civilization where you get your own little nation Be immortal, rule as you see fit, just one click and you can decree shit
From Civ 1 to Civ Revolution, it's your job to find the solution Need advice from somebody wiser? Just ask Elvis, he's your advisor
Everybody thinks you're nobody important If this were Fight Club, you'd be Edward Norton. A gimp, a geek, a shrimp... they call you weak they call you wimp (and so lame!) Little do they know that you're a man of power You can conquer peoples hour after hour They'd fear you if they lived in the borders of your Civ!
So keep playing Civilization, take good care of your little nation Start a war with ancient Egyptians, spread your equally valid religion Win with science, culture, or napalm Watch out, Gandhi might drop the A-bomb You can show your neighbors you love them, Or just beat the dog shit out of them
Oh-ho, KEY CHANGE MOFO!
When you're playing Civilization, history becomes your creation, Learn to write before you can read and build the Taj Majal right in Cleveland!
Keep your wits and your sense of humor Watch out for that prick Montezuma (He's a douchebag) You can change the future a lot, see? You can even make Jewish Nazis If it's in your imagination, it can be your civilization
(Civilization is the shit I hope they don't drop the ball when they bring it to Facebook!)