Knock on the screen Giggle with glee Banjo-Kazooie! (a-1, 2, 3, 4)
He's a bear who wears a necklace Sorta sweet and sorta reckless Wears a bag and doesn't hide it Keeps a little bird inside it
Banjo-Kazooie Banjo-Kazooie
Here's a witch they call Gruntilda Strong resemblance to Broom-hilda Kidnaps Banjo's sister Tooty With a plan to steal her beauty
I want to play Banjo-Kazooie
This is Kazooie She can talk with bird words This yellow backpack's full of her bird turds
Banjo-Kazooie Banjo-Banjo-Banjo and Kazooie
This guy is Mumbo He can make you big or little From what I hear, he plays xylophone and fiddle Play that fiddle Play that fiddle I could go for a McGriddle
Here we got a bird with small but smart legs Kinda funny how she coughs and farts eggs Both of her holes have eggs coming out That can't be healthy
Play that fucking fiddle Mumbo Play that fucking fiddle Mumbo Banjo-Kazooie Banjo-Kazooie Play that fucking fiddle Mumbo Play that fucking fiddle Mumbo I want to play Banjo-Kazooie
Fight with a carrot Kick it with a turtle choir Banjo's a bear with Questionable day attire Is she a parrot? My brain is on fire!
Banjo-Kazooie Ooh-delally Banjo-Kazooie, what a fucking game Ow!