Dracula! I am back-u-la, To lay the smackula! (Like Great-Grandpa Trevor) Whippin' hearts, inhaling zombie farts, I'll find your body parts so I can put you back together
I'll race all over the place and when I find your face, I'm gonna slippa-slappa-smicka-smacka Got your nose and I found your toes and your elbows and your tiny penis!
(Oh my god it's so tiny, how'd you ever have sex with this thing?)
Yeah, yeah! Dracula, I will attack you brah, you'll be spectaculah, when I set you on fire Drac appears every hundred years, but he'll cry bloody tears and wish he never was a vampire I'll race all over the place when I find his face I'm gonna slippa-slappa-smick-a-smacka I'll amass his balls o'brass and when I find his ass I'm gonna kick it I'll race all over the place when I find your face... [Punches!] Heya Drac, I gotcha in a sack, ya better watch your back 'cause I'm a vampire killa.