THE MEGAS: In the year 200X, Dr. Light created a super robot named Mega Man Mega Man defeated Dr. Wily once. Now, Dr. Wily has created eight new robots of his own.
My name is Mega Man, and I’ll do all I can to save mankind.
BRENTALFLOSS: Gotta run gotta run now, gotta run gotta run now, and spryly, Gotta climb gotta climb now, way up highly Gonna get gonna get you, Dr. Wily I am Mega Man, here’s my mega plan, you die!
THE MEGAS: Metal Man.
BRENTALFLOSS: Bubble Man!
THE MEGAS: Air Man.
BRENTALFLOSS: Quick Man!
THE MEGAS: Wood Man.
BRENTALFLOSS: Heat Man!
THE MEGAS: Flash Man.
BRENTALFLOSS: Crash Man.
THE MEGAS: Defeated.
BRENTALFLOSS: Yeah!
THE MEGAS: I want to be the one who fights for justice, I want to be the one (I’ve got to be the one) I want to be the one who fights against you, Dr. Wily
BRENTALFLOSS: Although I like your mustache.
THE MEGAS: I’ve been built by Dr. Light, a robot built to fight for what’s right against wrong.
BRENTALFLOSS I am Mega Man, that’s my mega plan, fly fly!
THE MEGAS: I will save all of you, it’s Mega Man part two, I’m dressed in blue, this is my song.
BRENTALFLOSS: Killin’ time is nigh, Wily’s gonna die, that’s you! Gotta run gotta run now, gotta run gotta run now, so fast-paced Gotta run gotta run now, it’s a rat race Gonna get gonna get that balding assface, Yeah, this game is grand, yeah it’s Mega Man part two! Part three was good and four was pretty good, and five and six were okay, but seven sucked big dinosaur balls! Wuh-Pow pow!
THE MEGAS: I can’t believe how much I fought
BRENTALFLOSS: Me either dude.
THE MEGAS: I beat your eight robots, it’s time you’re stopped, Dr. Wily.
BRENTALFLOSS: Here we go!
THE MEGAS: Ready, it’s time to get set, put on your blue helmet, this time we’ll get Dr. Wily
BRENTALFLOSS: (Simultaneously) Gotta run gotta run now, gotta run gotta run now, Guy Smiley Gotta run gotta run now, Bill O’Reilly Gonna get gonna get you, Dr. Wily, I am Mega Man...
THE MEGAS AND BRENTALFLOSS: Let’s get him!
BRENTALFLOSS: ‘Cause Dr. Wily is an old nasty son of a taint He can escape so slyly, but not this time. He thinks he’s leaving, but he ain’t!
THE MEGAS: I want to be the one who fights for justice, I want to be the one (I’ve got to be the one) I want to be the one who fights against you, Dr. Wily
BRENTALFLOSS: (Simultaneously) Mega man, mega man... Although I like your mustache
THE MEGAS: My name is Mega Man, and I’ll do all I can to save mankind.
BRENTALFLOSS: (Simultaneously) Gotta run gotta run now, gotta run gotta run now, jump or fall Gotta run gotta run now, Andy Warhol Gonna get gonna get you once and for all, I am Mega Man, here’s my mega plan, you die!