Brentalfloss - Phoenix Wright WITH LYRICS | Текст песни

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• Phoenix Wright WITH LYRICS

MORAL KOMBAT!
In the near future, courts of law go super fast
There's no jury, just a judge
Gotta win in three days max
My name is Phoenix Wright, and I'm an ace attorney
So grab a seat, groove to the beat, and join me on my journey

I live in California, and by that I mean Japan
Got a suit of blue, a big red tie and hair like Gemini Man
It's a comedy of errors with the violence of Macbeth
So cute and charming (MURDER!)
Zany, wacky, jokey (DEATH!)
Yeah, I meet all kinds of weirdos on my justice-seeking quest,
The dudes are total dicks, and the ladies have big breasts!
Come on, y'all!
DICKS! BOOBIES! DICKS! BOOBIES! DICKS!
BOOBIES! BOOBIES! DICKS!
DICKS! BOOBIES! DICKS! BOOBIES! DICKS!
BOOBIES! BOOBIES! DICKS!
Uhh... boobies?

I'm rated T for teen and even one time rated M
But I've got pop culture chops, and each reference is a gem
If you have a big *OBJECTION* to where I'm coming from,
You can *TAKE THAT*, *HOLD IT*, and shove it up your bum

My name is Phoenix Wright, I'm a semi-decent lawyer
With the help of magic stones and my hot/dead employer
So court is now in session, Judge Santa Claus presiding
If a witness has a secret, I will find out what they're hiding
Pressing and presenting, I will find a resolution,
Fighting liars on the stand (and the kinky prosecution)
My client isn't guilty, which I'll prove with my defense,
So now all I have to do is choose the perfect evidence,
Here we go!
*OBJECTION* (Nope)
*OBJECTION* (Nope)
*OBJECTION* (Nope)
Guilty!

*OBJECTION* (Nope)
*OBJECTION* (Nope)
*TAKE THAT!*
Not guilty

... obviously