YOU WILL BUY THESE THINGS! YOU WILL BUY THESE THINGS! YOUWILLBUYTHESETHINGS!!!
Welcome to the Wii Shop Channel, We have software und games to sell. So we wrote this hypnotic tune, Which turns your brain into a purne. O-o-oh ja-a-a-a, purny bra-a-ains... The kind of brains that bu-uy stuff, Even games that no one ever pla-a-ayed... (Ja, we've got lots of that...)
We've got classics like Chew Man Fu, Who could forget Neutopia II?