Oh Gillian McKeith, what are you doing on i'm a celebrity I sit and watch in disbelief as you’re passing out on the ground now every night on Itv Well Gilly used to say she’s a doctor but she don’t have a PHD And apparently now she’s a celebrity but she’s never been in any magazine But clearly I’m wrong cuz either way she's in the jungle, but recently poor gilly she’s been having a bit of trouble Oh Gilly why you been so silly? I wouldn’t have a balti if I didn’t like chilly So why’d you go and do it everybody must have told ya Don’t go on that program if you got all kinds of phobias Oh, Mrs McKeith, you’re not gonna get any relief, cause the public seem to like causing grief So the faintings only gonna increase Maybe it’s because you lied about your doctorate Maybe it’s because you don’t like eating chocolate Maybe it’s because of your obsession with poo Maybe it’s because you look a bit like a goose Maybe it’s because you’re pissing people off Pretending to fall over every time you see a wasp Find More lyrics at www.sweetslyrics.com I don’t deny it must be hard those tasks they do look tricky But can't you tackle them a bit more like that Linford Christie
Oh Gilly why you been so silly? I wouldn’t have a balti if I didn’t like chilly So why’d you go and do it everybody must have told ya Don’t go on that program if you got arachnophobia Oh Gillian why have you been so sillian? First of all you must be getting paid about a million You must of seen the show before with your eyes so reptilian So you wont be getting symathy you've made yourself into a villain. Oh Gillian McKeith.