Baby, would I lie to you? Baby, do you think I’m lying to you? Uh, would I ever lie to you? You know, baby, I would never ever lie to you
I think of you when I’m alone I’ve been to London, Paris and Tokyo You know that I could be your Romeo But you treating me like Pinocchio
Uh, you t-t-t-t-treating me like a little wooden boy Well, girl, I’m telling you for you I do got wood and boy! I’d let you pull my strings any day; I’m your puppet baby Spinning right round and round, like a record player
You’re running round my thoughts everyday Doing laps of the tennis courts in my brain Let’s stop, take a break, we could go to Stockholm Or another capital city like Helsinki or Rome
Home? We could stay in, get a pizza watch some Netflix K-k-kisses on the sofa from Brett’s lips We could share a tray of jumbo fish and chips Pop the cork on a bottle of cheap fizz.
I think of you when I’m alone I’ve been to London, Paris and Tokyo You know that I could be your Romeo But you treating me like Pinocchio
Seems like I’m always flying solo Whether to London, Paris or Tokyo I don’t have to be this lonely, though But you keep treating me like Pinocchio
Uh. Well I’ve Seen the film and I don’t resemble the character In any way. And anyway, who made you a barrister Of character assassination? So in the animation You’d be the bad guy fox, giving me aggravation
You’re saying I’m a liar, that my pants are on fire My attire’s noncombustible, it’s stylish and functional Let’s put this all behind us, I’m a lover not a fighter That’s what makes me so damn loveable
Baby, would I lie to you? Baby, do you think I’m lying to you? Uh, would I ever lie to you? You know, baby, I would never ever lie to you.