Oh babe I was feeling so horny The night became a porn movie Your performance was phoney Auf Wiedersehen bitch.
Driving in a hired van Down the autobahn Flat out doing 82
We got out for some sour kraut And a walk about Then the devil came into view
She must have smelled my money Cause her nipples were hard It only took a week before she maxed out my card
Kicked her off in Disseldorf Then her next day off she appeared in Tokyo Even though she was just a ho I could not let go She wouldn't listen to me when I said
Oh babe I was feeling so horny The night became a porn movie Your performance was phoney Auf Wiedersehen bitch Back off don't u try to control me I'd rather die and be lonely Got my hands to console me Auf Wiedersehn bitch
She licked my man Like it was marzipan Like a German can It was sehr gut, Danke Shon Things went bad cause she went mad She even told my dad When she saw other girls hanging around She's only here on Wednesday And she thinks she's my wife Went rooting through her hand bag Shit myself there's a knife. *scream*
Oh babe I was feeling so horny The night became a porn movie Your performance was phoney Auf Wiedersehen bitch Back off don't u try to control me I'd rather die and be lonely Got my hands to console me Auf Wiedersehn bitch